I've decided that for this post that I am going to just copy and paste a fun conversation I had with my friend. **Reminder: No animals were ever harmed and I did not really take the test, I just messed with her head.**
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:49 PM]: i have 12 mins
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:49 PM]: talk quick
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:49 PM]: i love that story
Nikkigirl047 [10:49 PM]: I'M PREGNANT!
Nikkigirl047 [10:49 PM]: I TOOK AN EP TEST!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:49 PM]: and u have cancer, what a night!
Nikkigirl047 [10:49 PM]: ITS POSITIVE
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:49 PM]: lmao
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:49 PM]: and uk its error proof
Nikkigirl047 [10:49 PM]: AND ITS GREEN...IS IT SUPPOSE TO ME GREEN!?
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:49 PM]: omg u really took it!
Nikkigirl047 [10:50 PM]: LMAO! I THINK IT DOES HAVE AN ERROR
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:50 PM]: OMG LMFAO ROFL
Nikkigirl047 [10:50 PM]: rofl?
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:50 PM]: rolling on floor laughing
Nikkigirl047 [10:50 PM]: i always wondered what that meant
Nikkigirl047 [10:50 PM]: ahhH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:50 PM]: lol
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:51 PM]: ow my my stomach hurts
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:51 PM]: laughing to hard
Nikkigirl047 [10:51 PM]: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET?
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:51 PM]: OMG
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:51 PM]: throw it away
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:51 PM]: dont flush it, bad things wiil happen
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:52 PM]: it will clog
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:52 PM]: and then ur dad will find it
Nikkigirl047 [10:52 PM]: I THINK I SHOULD LET CRYSTAL USE IT AS A PLAY TOY!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:52 PM]: and then ur screwed
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:52 PM]: OMG
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:52 PM]: LMAO
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:52 PM]: that would be funny
Nikkigirl047 [10:53 PM]: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU USE IT AS A THERMOMETER?
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:53 PM]: ew
Nikkigirl047 [10:53 PM]: FOR THE CAT OF COURSE
Nikkigirl047 [10:53 PM]: :o)
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:53 PM]: ew
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:53 PM]: u sicko
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:54 PM]: im turning u in to the spca
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:54 PM]: lol
Nikkigirl047 [10:54 PM]: SHE IS HAVING FUN WITH IT!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:54 PM]: EWWWW
Nikkigirl047 [10:54 PM]: SHE IS ROLLING AROUND WITH IT!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:54 PM]: OMG
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:54 PM]: ooo look FIRE!
Nikkigirl047 [10:54 PM]: ITS THE WORLD CUP ALL OVER AGAIN IN MY LIVING ROOM!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:54 PM]: omg u freak
Nikkigirl047 [10:54 PM]: :o)
Nikkigirl047 [10:55 PM]: HMMM MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE IT AWAAY FROM HERE
Nikkigirl047 [10:55 PM]: HER*
Nikkigirl047 [10:56 PM]: SHES CHEWING
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:56 PM]: um yeah
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:56 PM]: !
Nikkigirl047 [10:56 PM]: SHE WON'T GIVE IT BACK!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:56 PM]: omg
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:56 PM]: u loser
Nikkigirl047 [10:57 PM]: SHES BITING ME!
Nikkigirl047 [10:57 PM]: SHE IS IN LOVE WITH IT I SWEAR!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:57 PM]: well its ur fault!
Nikkigirl047 [10:57 PM]: NOT MY FAULT ITS GREEN!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:57 PM]: what does the box say that means?
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:58 PM]: omg
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:58 PM]: ru haveing an alien!?!?!??!
uDONTknowGEORGE [10:58 PM]: GTG BYE!!!
Maybe I am having an alien, she just won't know about it. So yeah that's the fun conversation we had, one of many actaully. Some may not find it funny and I am sorry. We actually had a whole debate about whether or not Elmo was hairy down south. We know he is hairy, but is he you know! But yeah, childish, yes, but life is too short to be serious 24/7. Now that I think about it, I think she has a mind that's dirtier than mine! What the heck! She is in trouble...okay, don't ask.
Anyway, let me think, what is new and interesting and people will actually care about it? Oh I know. Crystal is licking herself, that counts, and should always be monitored because what if she starts eating herself. My mom said animals actually do that. She would know, she is manager for an SPCA in Cortland. Today I guess a guy got arrested for robbery or something and my mom had to go and get the dog and cat. I guess he breads them or something, all I know is it's a pit bull and they have an overabundance of those of so friendly animals.
I have to babysit Friday, I don't mind, extra cash that can be used to buying New Moon, the next book in the series by Stephenie Meyer. The first book was lovely really. Couldn't put it down, and I was in Florida when I got it, so I was pretty much sitting in the camper reading it. My mom got quite irritated and was like, 'Get your ass out here and socialize.' I have social skill problems, I need people to approach me, but at the same time I am a good conversation starter if I am comfortable around people. Which is always a nice skill.
I keep talking about me and that bothers me, a lot. My brother who left for Washington (the state) well he failed the English assessment for college. He got English 092, but he needs English 101. He actually is only 17 and he is doing college early and doing High School, but now he can't do college until the next semester which is in January. Oh and he did math and got into Math 082, not really the best. His girlfriend got Math 105 which is college Algebra. I think he is doing well for himself. He got himself a car too, a Nissan Sentra. I don't like the car because I know they break down easily, blah! But he needs one and this is really the best he could get since he doesn't have a job as of yet. I guess his girlfriend's mother is like our mom, which if you think about, well that means she complains and whines a lot. That and bitches. But Caleb needs to learn responsibility because he pretty much was catered to when he lived with my mom. Although he chose this path and he has to deal. He misses my dad horribly. I don't blame him, my dad was pretty much his best friend. When it came to cars they would work together on it, they were like magicians. Other than being home sick he is doing fine and I am glad for him, he needed this, to find himself. Yes, very cliche, but needed. He can't live under my mom's roof forever. That and he mooched off of my dad and mom something fierce. My dad is paying for it now, literally.
What else...Oh! Kyle got a new apartment, he's the oldest of our 'clan' so to speak. It's okay I guess, not the best 2 bedroom home on the block, but good enough for them. I know I said house and apartment, well it's a little bit of both. Anyway, his girlfriend, Stacey, works like three jobs. Kyle only works one, he really is a selfish person. You have to know him to know how he is. If that at all made sense. They get into major fights over whatelse....MONEY! Actually she used to be a coke dealer, actually she dealt A LOT of stuff and actually moved out when she was really young. I know enough about her, we once had a heart to heart. She says she would never 'push' anything on me, ha! that's bull, she pushed alcohol on me, although I could have said no, but still, contradiction always comes back to bite you in the ass. He does drugs too, so I guess they make the perfect couple. He can't get out of it as much as he tries, he is too dependent on it. And at the same time I think he has an eating disorder. Not very lovely thing to watch progress through someone. Not at all. You do it with pictures and it's sickening. I think he isn't to the point where it could kill, but he is still there.
How about I go through all of my brothers? I just might. It will be easier that way.
Willy, well now that's just a bunch of blah! There so much going on with this kid. I love all my brothers, I try to keep it equal, but it just comes back at me and BOOM, makes me see the truth. Well I guess he is coming over here to New York on my little brother, Pauly, birthday. He has a girlfriend and I guess he stopped smoking and that's why he wants to stay in the camper. What a load of bull crap that is, we all know he just wants to be alone with his girlfriend. The only thing that makes me angry when he comes around is that he judges you. If you're not wearing what is the latest craze in California he is going to question you. 'Why not?' 'You should.' 'It's the fad.' That's what pisses me off. Just shut up. I'm not like everyone else, I wear what is comfortable, and if it looks good, well then it's just an added bonus. Willy is just Willy, he thinks he's God almighty. Annoying more like it. I haven't seen him for two years and right now I don't know if I want to now. Shallow hearted, I know, but you have to know him. Uh, I'm getting angry talking about him. Next brother!
Jesse. Well I do believe that he is doing well for himself. Yep. He is working on planes in the air force and is this secret program, he can't tell us anything. He left for London maybe a little less than a month ago. Good for him. He got married, maybe in March/April. Yeah he is doing really good. I am proud of him and all, but who knows what will happen. Him and Willy are sort of alike in thinking if that tells you anything. I haven't spoken to him in forever.
Thomas, well he is all over the place too! I think all of them are! Anyway, he broke up with his on again off again girlfriend. He moved in with her sister, and is still working at the Huddle House. He said he was going to work at Walmart, but didn't because they were offering him less. So he is still there flipping pancakes. As long as he gets the money I suppose. He actually called me not too long ago saying that he was going to find himself. He is going to go through whatever state and settle down whenever, but first he wants to save up money to do it, so I have no clue. He is just so confused with life in general. He also started college, so I don't know how that's gonna work. And when I mean he just started, I mean he JUST started. He likes it and all, but he just needs to get away. He was my best friend when he was here, but we kind of drifted. He made too many promises he couldn't keep, I love him and all, but I can't really trust him words wise. His word sucks. So I wasn't suppose to tell anyone about his plan to go find himself. I didn't, only Caleb, and I don't think Thomas would have mind. He probably would have told him eventually. So I guess that's about all.
Well there is Pauly, but he is still living at home and nothing really is going on there. Just the usual. It's lonely there. No one really is home during the day, only at night, but even then you have to do stuff to stay sane.
Any friends(s) I can think of? Yes! Michelle, well she is going to be staying with the Amish family next month I think. She is going to spend one week all by herself, I think. She is excited about it because she wants me to stay two weeks with the Amish too. Of course we would have to wake up at 4 in the morning, but the experience would be worth it. Hard work really. Gardening, knitting, baking, cooking, cleaning, and basically anything else you can think of. I can garden, I can bake as long as I have the receipt, I knit but I'm still a beginner, cleaning is fine, but cooking full on meals might be a problem. I never liked cooking, baking has always been my forte. So we will see how that goes. Michelle is actually going to marry her Amish boyfriend in her Junior year. So that will be fun, she will have to move in and everything. How she is getting to school is beyond me. It would take weeks just to get to school, so that will be interesting.
I don't know if I missed anything really important. Nope, not really. It's getting pretty basic now I guess you could say. Summer sometimes is boring and just too bland. I would a little adventure now and again instead of the same routine. Wake up, get dressed, eat, do whatever, stay up until all hours of the morning, sleep in until whenever, and then wake up and do the whole over again. Oh so lovely. I swear it sarcasm and a little complaining. I bet if you were stepping in my shoes you would be saying the same thing.
Well I think this has been the longest entry since the beginning of Ice Age. Yay for me, still a little hyper, but it's dwindling. A little.
Everyone have a good night. I wonder what's on TV?